The Phantom Holding Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.