The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Evans does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Evans, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.