The Snap Count Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Evans, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.