The Dropped Pass Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Evans was due a breakout.
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Evans, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.