The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
84%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Evans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.