The Shadow Coverage Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Evans was due a breakout.
- Evans sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.