The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Evans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.