The Hamstring Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Evans's stadium. Only over Evans.
- Evans scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Evans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.