The Snap Count Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“The broadcast shows Evans on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- A mysterious flag erases Evans's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.