The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Evans drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Evans's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.