The Shadow Coverage Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Evans on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.