The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Ref: "Number Evans, that's a flag." Evans: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Evans tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Evans's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.