The Dropped Pass Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- Evans drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
90%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Evans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.