The Hamstring Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Evans's stadium. Only over Evans.
83%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Evans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.