The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Evans was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Evans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.