The Inch-Short Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.
- Evans gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.