The Phantom Holding Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Evans is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Evans, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.