The Hamstring Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Evans's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Evans, Evans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.