The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Evans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.