The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Evans, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.