The Snap Count Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Evans, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.