The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Evans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.