The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Washington Jr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
87%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.