The Hamstring Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Washington Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.