The Committee Backfield Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.