The Garbage-Time Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Washington Jr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.