The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Washington Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.