The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“The broadcast shows Washington Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.