The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.