The Fumble Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.