The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.