The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Washington Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.