The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Washington Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Washington Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Washington Jr., Washington Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.