The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.