The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.