The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Moss: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Moss sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moss, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.