The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- The broadcast shows Moss on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Moss's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.