The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.