The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Moss takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moss's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.