The Bad Snap Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Moss, the end zone is a rumor.
73%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.