The Pick-Six Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Moss will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
77%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.