The Intentional Grounding Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The play clock hits zero on Moss four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moss's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.