The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Moss's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Moss is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moss's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.