The Pick-Six Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Moss, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Moss gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Louisville's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moss drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.