The Sack Spiral Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Moss leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moss, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.