The Late Scratch Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- The broadcast shows Moss on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moss gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moss, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.