The Overthrow Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Garbage time arrives early for Moss: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moss, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.