The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Miller Moss
Miller Moss · CHI · QB
“Rookie Moss gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moss's week
- Moss takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Moss finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moss's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miller Moss in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miller Moss is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miller Moss actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.