The Late Scratch Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Singleton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Singleton, Singleton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.