The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Singleton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.